So we have this 110 pound fuzzy bear, Bella. She has a lot of hair. Needs to be brushed every day. Brushing her this morning. . . . lift her tail - something was there. Long, flat, white, CRAWLING slowly. Threw up in my mouth. Immediately call vet - it's a tape worm. Can be fixed with just a few pills. Immediately got in car with baby and fuzzy bear - got pills - worms will die today. Bye bye worms.
However - - on the way home, I was thinking about how I'm always telling my girlfriends that I don't want to go exercise with them - I just want a tape worm. Now. . . here I am, with tape worms galore - right inside my doggie's booty. Just thinking about trying to get one of those into my body - by any means - made me instantly want to start exercising.
Then I got home and ate a donut. Oh well.